Guest Bloggers
Please welcome today’s guest blogger. She goes by Ms. Meow-tini Straight-up…
Posted by: Ms. Meow-tini Straight-up
Tags: Friends, Ex, Gripe, Support, Sober, Drunk
Here’s my gripe:
Have you ever noticed that you have friends and acquaintances? Of course, dumb question! BUT have you ever noticed that some friends later become only acquaintances or vice versa? New friends or acquaintances are acquired. And some friends and acquaintances are lost. Ok, enough you’re saying, get to the point…
Situation ONE: why is it when you break up with someone all of your friends seem to think they need to be on a side?! Or that they can only be friends with one or the other? Some of your so called friends become acquaintances or maybe you lose them all together. How about those people you met when you were a couple? Who gets to keep them as friends?! Or here’s a kicker, you introduce one of your friends to you now ex and somehow they end up staying friends when you split up and are no longer your friend, WTF?? I have never really gotten this, except for the fact that one I guess you were never really my friend and two I don’t need you as a friend if you so easily can let go of our friendship.
Situation TWO: why do your friends think that just because you have a change in your lifestyle you can no longer be friends?!? Example one: you have a kid, obviously you can’t go out as much but that doesn’t mean your friends can’t come hang or you can’t do dinner with the kid. If anything I need you more once I have a kid than I did before (even if it’s just for moral support!). Example two: you stop drinking or doing a drug of choice, now you can’t hang out any more?! I mean what is it a rule of the club? You must drink or you can’t go to the bar? You must go to the after-party and do x of you will be asked to leave. I mean I’m a pretty fun person, sober or drunk!
Thank kevinspencer for this cup o blah 
Today we have our first guest blogger. Her name is Ms. Gh3tTo FaBuLo$o. She has a very interesting story to tell. So lay back, and enjoy the ride. ~Ms. Dirty Cupcake 
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Posted by: Ms. Gh3tTo FaBuLo$o
Tags: Hoe, Respect, Friends, Boyfriend
Consistantly lying. Always up to no good. Sneaky. Suspect. Whorish. Always scheming. Conniving.
A person who tends to mettle in business that’s not their own, or mess with other’s personal lives..…This word is usually associated with the negative connotations of dirty and nasty.
Definition of hoe:
We all know what the hell that means!!!
Now, does this sound like the definition of a BEST friend? I ain’t thynk so! It’s funny how a bia can run around town claiming she’s ur best friend, but yet, at the same time can tramp around town and can keep secrets from you that you had to find out from people on the streets!! SHAME ON YOU ya triflin hoe!
FYI—it is an unwritten (and now a written) rule that if you drunk dial ur friend’s man or ex-man, have a conversation with ur friends man or ex-man without your friend being around, or have any other contact with a friends man or ex-man and it involves anything about you, that you tell the friend what went down! It’s called R-E-S-P-E-C-T!! Don’t make me start singin!! The ONLY time you do NOT tell ur friend, is if you a triflin hoe and got something to hide or were sayin sumthin ya had no business sayin!
And just another FYI—when a friend confides in u and you suppose to be a bytchez best friend, don’t go and run ur mouth to ur friends boyfriend or ex-boyfriend THAT YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS with, about information that was said to you as their confidant!!!! Cuz even though you may think we ain’t back together or I don’t know what you said or what really went down when you decided to tramp around town and open your mouth bout me, this is a small town and everythyng circles back…kinda like u!!!!! But we won’t get started on that, now will we?!?!
So here’s some friendly advice to you, my not so BFF, next time you decide that you wanna approach me [which for your sake, I hope you don't, cuz I really need to keep my job] with a story and wanna leave out some important details, hoping to God I won’t find out, remember that I always find out the real deal and what comes around goes around!!!!!!
