Dirty Blogtini

I have been experiencing extreme writer’s block.  My idea sheet is full of dull or dead end topics and my chamber isn’t offering up any more.

In an attempt to spark creativity I will post the three best things that happened in my previous day.  I am hoping this exercise will lead me to a great blog.

Sunday’s Best, 21 Feb, 2010

1.  I saw my friend’s beautiful baby for the first time.  She is so cute that I didn’t even have to lie to her momma.  :D

2.  I finally went and bought mulch for the yard.  This is awesome because it will lead to pulling less weeds! Yay!

3.  I washed my car.  Whoa!  I haven’t washed my car in months; partly because of laziness and partly because of rain.

So this is the story… 

The night started off at a baseball game which was awesome!  I met up with my dad and friends and we rooted for the home team while sipping man handling beers. 

After the game I went to the locar bar with two friends girls who met us during the game.  We bar hopped then headed to a party at a museum. 

Museum = 230am.  Uuuh,  upstairs there was a techno party.  There were curtained off rooms with some freaky deaky orgy going on in every one of them.  While waiting for the bathroom I noticed a tv behind me with porn on it.  Hmmm, weird.  I have never seen anything like this so it was a shocker.

Sushi bar = 330am.  We went to the sushi bar to escape the orgy but left soon after arriving. 

After the sushi bar the girls were going to take me home.  Dummy hit a pothole though and got a flat.  We pulled into CVS and I called MY guy friend to fix the tire. 

One of the bolt/nut things ended up breaking off.  I suggested that we just go back to my house 5 minutes away and deal with it the next day. 

The girl said no.  She wouldn’t leave her busted ass car at the CVS.  She then started yelling at my guy friend who doesn’t know her but offered to help us. (and my friend even offered to pay for the broken bolt/nut.)

My friend gets in his car to leave. Then the girl monster says to me, “So you fucking wanna go with him?” 

I laughed and said, “Sure, sounds great.” 

So I left with my friend and they stayed at the CVS at 5am with a flat tire.  Hahahahah!

I went to bed. 

Moral of the story:  I dunno?…don’t be a biatch?

I’m diggin the strikethrough today  Have an awesome Friday everyone!