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	<title>Dirty Blogtini &#187; crazy</title>
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		<title>Friday is for crazies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Dirty Cupcake</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this is the story… 
The night started off at a baseball game which was awesome!  I met up with my dad and friends and we rooted for the home team while sipping man handling beers. 
After the game I went to the locar bar with two friends girls who met us during the game.  We bar [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So this is the story… </p>
<p>The night started off at a baseball game which was awesome!  I met up with my dad and friends and we rooted for the home team while <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">sipping </span>man handling beers. </p>
<p>After the game I went to the locar bar with two <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">friends</span> girls who met us during the game.  We bar hopped then headed to a party at a museum. </p>
<p><span style="color: #ff00ff;">Museum = 230am</span>.  Uuuh,  upstairs there was a techno party.  There were curtained off rooms with some freaky deaky orgy going on in every one of them.  While waiting for the bathroom I noticed a tv behind me with porn on it.  Hmmm, weird.  I have never seen anything like this so it was a shocker.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff00ff;">Sushi bar = 330am</span>.  We went to the sushi bar to escape the orgy but left soon after arriving. </p>
<p>After the sushi bar the girls were going to take me home.  Dummy hit a pothole though and got a flat.  We pulled into CVS and I called <span style="text-decoration: underline;">MY</span> guy friend to fix the tire. </p>
<p>One of the bolt/nut things ended up breaking off.  I suggested that we just go back to my house 5 minutes away and deal with it the next day. </p>
<p>The girl said no.  She wouldn’t leave her busted ass car at the CVS.  She then started yelling at my guy friend who doesn’t know her but offered to help us. (and my friend even offered to pay for the broken bolt/nut.)</p>
<p>My friend gets in his car to leave. Then the <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">girl</span> monster says to me, “So you fucking wanna go with him?” </p>
<p>I laughed and said, “Sure, sounds great.” </p>
<p>So I left with my friend and they stayed at the CVS at 5am with a flat tire.  Hahahahah!</p>
<p>I went to bed. </p>
<h4>Moral of the story:  I dunno?&#8230;don’t be a biatch?</h4>
<h3><em><span style="color: #ff00ff;">I’m diggin the strikethrough today <img src='http://dirtyblogtini.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />   Have an awesome Friday everyone!</span></em></h3>
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		<title>Canned in heavy syrup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Dirty Cupcake</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Work is crazy. Super crazy.
I am definitely grateful to be employed. At the same time I thought I’d be further along in my career.
I was hired 4 months out of college as a technical writer. I had a great run there but eventually moved on to 3 other companies because of new contracts. I landed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Work is crazy. Super crazy.</p>
<p>I am definitely grateful to be employed. At the same time I thought I’d be further along in my career.</p>
<p>I was hired 4 months out of college as a technical writer. I had a great run there but eventually moved on to 3 other companies because of new contracts. I landed where I am now because of a great pay hike.</p>
<p>I am never utilized and am now rusty.</p>
<p>Of course, now we have <span style="text-decoration: underline;">major</span> management changes and everyone is basically interviewing for their jobs. Think, the Bobs, from <em>Office Space</em>.</p>
<p>This change pushed me to finally start this blog. I have needed a creative outlet ever since I left college. I need my passion back. I need the inspiration that got me here.</p>
<p>Why do so many professionals get put in a corner far from where they want to be? Is the motivation gone or have they been taught to settle? Or is money the great wizard?</p>
<p>I was always told you can be whatever you want. Is security holding me back?</p>
<p>That was a little heavy :0/ But now I feel better and can get back to the funny part of life. –thanks <img src='http://dirtyblogtini.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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