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		<title>I love fashion, but…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Dirty Cupcake</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a revelation this morning while getting dressed for work.  This may be the most profound knowledge that I have about fashion.
I suppose I have never tried anything like what I did this morning.  This could have been a total travesty if followed through.  When something like this comes your way in life, you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a revelation this morning while getting dressed for work.  This may be the most profound knowledge that I have about fashion.</p>
<p>I suppose I have never tried anything like what I did this morning.  This could have been a total travesty if followed through.  When something like this comes your way in life, you can’t help but think the angels are watching over you.</p>
<p>I will share this wealth of knowledge with you because I wouldn’t want anyone to discover what I did in the middle of a work day or a date. </p>
<p>Here goes… You cannot wear Capri pants with a ¾ length sweater or shirt.  It just looks like your clothes have shrunk.</p>
<p>Hahahah!  I committed this major crime in the wee hours this morning.  Maybe it was the lack of sleep, or maybe I have NO fashion sense, but at one point I was wearing what looked like the clothes of a 7 year old on my 20 something body. </p>
<h3> <span style="color: #ff00ff;"><em>Please remember this for the rest of your days.  It can be prevented.</em></span></h3>
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