“Cleanliness is next to Godliness” for some.  I do not feel closer to God while cleaning the house screaming obscenities in my head about cleaning up after people.  But, that might just be me.

While I think over the ultimate solution to this hypothetical situation, I’ll leave you with this little remix to “I will survive.”  Please sing along

 This glorious song sung by Ms.Gaynor at one time should provide the perfect background to a think session.  Ms. Dirty’s remix is in regular font and borrowed original words are italicized.

First I was so mad,
I was horrified.
This hoe had moved into my house,
And dirtied up my life.

“But I spent so many nights,
thinking how you did me wrong.
I grew strong.
I learned how to carry on.”

Oh, well, hey.
Now you’re home.
You just walked across this new mopped floor,
Tracking dirt up in my place.

“I should have changed my stupid lock.
I should have made you leave your key.
If I had known for just one second,
you’d be back to bother me.”

I need some balls,
To kick her out.
She makes me crazy,
She belongs out on the street.

I think you tried to hurt me – with rotten food attracting flies,
“You think I’d crumble,
You think I’d lay down and die.
Oh no, not I.
I will survive!”
As long as I know how to mop,
I know I’ll stay alive.
I’ve got all my life to clean,
I’ve got all my strength to clean.
“And I’ll survive.
I will survive!”

It takes all the strength I have,  
Not to kick you out.
Kept taking out the trash,
And trying not to pout…

“And I spent oh so many night
Just feeling sorry for myself”
I never cried,
But I thought about getting’ high!

“And you see me,
Somebody new.
I’m not that chained up little person,”
Still doing for you.

And so you felt like making mess,
And just expect me to be clean,
Now I’m saving all my cleaning
For someone who’s paying me!

I need some balls,
To kick her out.
She makes me crazy,
She belongs out on the street.

I think you tried to hurt me – with rotten food attracting flies,
“You think I’d crumble,
You think I’d lay down and die.
Oh no, not I.
I will survive!”
As long as I know how to mop,
I know I’ll stay alive.
I’ve got all my life to clean,
I’ve got all my strength to clean.
“And I’ll survive.
I will survive.
I will survive!”