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		<title>I love fashion, but…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Dirty Cupcake</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had a revelation this morning while getting dressed for work.  This may be the most profound knowledge that I have about fashion.
I suppose I have never tried anything like what I did this morning.  This could have been a total travesty if followed through.  When something like this comes your way in life, you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a revelation this morning while getting dressed for work.  This may be the most profound knowledge that I have about fashion.</p>
<p>I suppose I have never tried anything like what I did this morning.  This could have been a total travesty if followed through.  When something like this comes your way in life, you can’t help but think the angels are watching over you.</p>
<p>I will share this wealth of knowledge with you because I wouldn’t want anyone to discover what I did in the middle of a work day or a date. </p>
<p>Here goes… You cannot wear Capri pants with a ¾ length sweater or shirt.  It just looks like your clothes have shrunk.</p>
<p>Hahahah!  I committed this major crime in the wee hours this morning.  Maybe it was the lack of sleep, or maybe I have NO fashion sense, but at one point I was wearing what looked like the clothes of a 7 year old on my 20 something body. </p>
<h3> <span style="color: #ff00ff;"><em>Please remember this for the rest of your days.  It can be prevented.</em></span></h3>
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		<title>Halloween is fun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Dirty Cupcake</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[internet technology]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a pumpkin carving contest at work today.  Since I work in the internet technology department (and we are hated  ) I submitted one for IT that is eating other departments.  It’s a stereotypical IT nerd with glasses.  I think it’s cute and funny.
The second picture is of the IT pumpkin and my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have a pumpkin carving contest at work today.  Since I work in the internet technology department <span style="color: #ff6600;">(and we are hated <img src='http://dirtyblogtini.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> ) </span>I submitted one for IT that is eating other departments.  It’s a stereotypical IT nerd with glasses.  <span style="color: #000000;">I think it’s cute and funny.</span></p>
<p>The second picture is of the IT pumpkin and my other house pumpkin.  The IT pumpkin actually looks nice compared to the alien.  Scuuurrry!</p>
<h3><em><span style="color: #ff6600;">Happy</span> <span style="color: #000000;">Halloween</span> <span style="color: #ff6600;">Everyone</span><span style="color: #000000;">!</span></em></h3>
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<a href='http://dirtyblogtini.com/halloween-is-fun/pumpkinit' title='IT Pumpkin'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://dirtyblogtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pumpkinIT-150x150.png" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="IT Pumpkin" /></a>
<a href='http://dirtyblogtini.com/halloween-is-fun/2pumpkins' title='talkin bout my beeest friennn'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://dirtyblogtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2pumpkins-150x150.png" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="" title="talkin bout my beeest friennn" /></a>
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		<title>Canned in heavy syrup</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Dirty Cupcake</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deadlines]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[career]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[contracts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[employed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[management]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[money]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[office space]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[technical writer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Work is crazy. Super crazy.
I am definitely grateful to be employed. At the same time I thought I’d be further along in my career.
I was hired 4 months out of college as a technical writer. I had a great run there but eventually moved on to 3 other companies because of new contracts. I landed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Work is crazy. Super crazy.</p>
<p>I am definitely grateful to be employed. At the same time I thought I’d be further along in my career.</p>
<p>I was hired 4 months out of college as a technical writer. I had a great run there but eventually moved on to 3 other companies because of new contracts. I landed where I am now because of a great pay hike.</p>
<p>I am never utilized and am now rusty.</p>
<p>Of course, now we have <span style="text-decoration: underline;">major</span> management changes and everyone is basically interviewing for their jobs. Think, the Bobs, from <em>Office Space</em>.</p>
<p>This change pushed me to finally start this blog. I have needed a creative outlet ever since I left college. I need my passion back. I need the inspiration that got me here.</p>
<p>Why do so many professionals get put in a corner far from where they want to be? Is the motivation gone or have they been taught to settle? Or is money the great wizard?</p>
<p>I was always told you can be whatever you want. Is security holding me back?</p>
<p>That was a little heavy :0/ But now I feel better and can get back to the funny part of life. –thanks <img src='http://dirtyblogtini.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>A story while you wait.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Dirty Cupcake</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Setup of the website is coming along great!  While I finish the site here is a funny blurb I have taken from an email I sent my friend.  
Kitty is Tons of Fun
“…[V]ery funny story about your cat!  I haven’t washed mine in years because she has spent the last few years in my mom’s yard [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Setup of the website is coming along great!  While I finish the site here is a funny blurb I have taken from an email I sent my friend.  </p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><span style="color: #b700b7;">Kitty is Tons of Fun</span></em></span></p>
<p>“…[V]ery funny story about your cat!  I haven’t washed mine in years because she has spent the last few years in my mom’s yard LOL.  So now she is twice as wild and B-A-D.  The Last time I took her to the vet she escaped her cage, ran close to the road around the parking lot like a maniac, then jumped inside a car engine.  90 year old grandma volunteer had to pry her out.  Kitty is tons of fun.”</p>
<p>This is kitty after running a muck.  She was super mad, hehe.  Don&#8217;t tell her I posted the pic.</p>
<div id="attachment_87" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 458px"><img class="size-full wp-image-87" title="Picture0331" src="http://dirtyblogtini.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Picture0331.jpg" alt="Don't escape your cage and maybe you won't be mad..." width="448" height="336" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Don&#39;t escape your cage and maybe you won&#39;t be mad...</p></div>
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